Orteils - Tal Disaster

I am incapacitated with a broken little toe after attempting hoovering whilst dancing, the day before. If only I did have 2 left feet then the right one wouldn’t be bruised, scraped and could fit into a stiletto. So here we are, with a change of theme because I could only manage to squeeze my foot into some tights (and that was touch and go). Of course there is some great pantyhose ripping action. So much so, that I could’ve put them through the shredder and come out with more coverage LOL. The end of summer is on its way but hopefully I can still add some sunshine and sparkle to your liv…